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G-Force (2009)
Remember when they sexualized a fuckng guinea pig
baby: g-g-g-
mom: his first word!
baby: g-force (Two Disc DVD + Digital BluRay Copy) with special directors cut is in stores NOW!
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this kid is living in 2057
This kid just activated a Russian sleeper agent somewhere
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no one can make me moan quite like a vanilla coke
to clarify this i do put vanilla coke in my butthole
to clarify this
i do put vanilla coke
in my butthole
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!i’d die for you haiku robot
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"Then I realize what it is. It’s him. Something about him makes me feel like I am about to fall. Or turn to liquid. Or burst into flames."- Veronica Roth, Divergent
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